In this new edition of all the presidents' pets you'll find :
- Presidensts: 42
- Poops
- Refernces to President Chester Alan Artur's hip muttonchos: 1
- Press corps reporters still wearing ugg Boots: 2
- Scenes taking place in Wolf Blitzer's Japanese garden: 2
- Cartoon begles packing heat: 11
- Refernces to the Sacred Feminine:0
- Refernces escapes by Fox News'Alan Colmes: 3
- vugar LBJ animal expression: 6
- Secrets of univeres from Stephen Hawking:1
- Body count: 57 (plus one slug pumped into Dr.Phil's backside)
- fox News hotties:8
- Appearances by Condi Rice each day before 8 a.m.:4
- Plus… a long-awaited debunking of the Jimmy Carter killer rabbit story!
1. Strangeness on a Train
2. Some Background on How I Became Jim Traficant's Bitch
3. There's Something About Harry
(and All Our Other Presedents)
4. Stepping in Dhue-Dhue
5. The Karate Yid
6. Fast Times at White House High
7. Vanity Fair and Balanced
8. The Lair Down There
9. How the Pubniks Saved Civilization
10. The Alien and Sedition Acts, or How I Went to the Outback
Steakhouse with Coulter, Crowley, Hannity and Colmes and
Almost Lost My Mind
,etc.